Overheard at Kingsholm

Whilst watching Gloucester Rugby play I overheard this gem of a phone conversation between an Irishman and his mate.

Irishman 1: Where are we? We're on the Western Terrace.
Irishman 2 (unheard): Are you stood up?
Irishman 1: Stood up? We're on a fucking terrace, everyone's stood up!